Sounds pretty down huh? Well, Matt gave me the idea about writing 100 things about yourself and since people can be mean, here is a list that they can pick from, enjoy
1. I joined the military at the age of 17.
2.I have been deployed 2 times now.
3.I have been to Germany, Bosnia, Hungary, Kuwait and Iraq while in the Nat. Guard.
4.I wear glasses.
5.I hate my glasses.
6.I love baseball.
7.I definitely love the Yankees.
8.I can never remember my age so I say I am 20 something.
9.I am Italian, Irish and German.
10.I am dating an Italian, Irish and Puerto Rican. (nice mix huh?)
11.I have the most beautiful girlfriend who I plan to marry one day.
12.I joined a fraternity my first semester in college.
13.I love going to college parties.
14.I have been trying to go to college since ’01. (still a freshman)
15.I have lived in Jersey, Pennsylvania and Oklahoma.
16.I have been to or through almost every state but Alaska and Hawaii.
17.I have owned 2 vehicles in my life.
18.My parents divorced when I was 8.
19.I have 1 brother, 2 stepbrothers, 1 half brother, 2 stepsisters.
20.My older brother is 6 years older than me and used to beat me up all the time.
21.My stepbrother is 9 months younger and used to sit on me.
22.I have never gone hunting.
23.I don’t own my own gun. (yet)
24.I like to go fishing (but I suck at it)
25.My favorite bar is Rudy’s.
26.Miller Lite is my preferred beer.
27.I will drink any beer you put in front of me.
28.Irish Carbombs are my favorite drink-shot combo.
29.I hate Jose Cuervo.
30.I like Liquid Heroin. (thanx Matt)
31.I have driven backroads drunk before.
32.I swear to never do it again. (I live in town now.)
33.I have never been arrested.
34.I have only gotten 2 speeding tickets in my life.
35.I have been in 2 car accidents.
36.I don’t own any credit cards.
37.I hate writing checks.
38.I love money.
39.I never have money.
40.I can’ stand basketball.
41.I have danced in a cage before.
42.I can’t dance.
43.I listen to all sorts of music.
44.You can’t spell crap without rap. (ZBT mix)
45.I like older rap.
46.I even listen to country. (how else do you get drunk in Oklahoma?)
47.I hate the desert. (too much sand and heat sucks)
48.I love sand by the ocean.
49.I have been to Cancun. (great place.)
50.I have always wanted to go to the Virgin Islands.
51.I once won a trip to Australia when I was younger.
52.My dad thought it was a hoax and didn’t let me go. (it wasn’t)
53.I love sharks.
54.I am scared shitless of getting eaten by a shark.
55.I love swimming.
56.I won’t swim in the ocean. (see #55)
57.I used to be a lifeguard.
58.I once wanted to be a marine biologist.
59.My favorite number is 13.
60.I despise the “holiday season”.
61.My favorite color is blue.
62.I am a good listener.
63.I try to keep an open mind.
64.I try not to fly off the handle. (walls and my fists always pay the price.)
65.I don’t have anger issues. (unless I am shit faced and you piss me off)
66.I don’t like selfish people or people who have hidden agendas.
67.I have always wanted to be a porn star. (who hasn’t?)
68.I have had a threesome before.
69.Been there, done that, got the pics.
70.I have had a foursome once.
71.I used to go to strip clubs.
72.I have gotten strippers numbers. (with their real names.)
73.I have never had sex with a stripper.
74.I have been up on stage before.
75.I do have stage fright. (unless I am shitfaced.)
76.My favorite holiday is St. Patrick’s Day.
77.I have never been married.
78.I have lived with a girlfriend before.
79.My longest relationship was 1.5 years.
80.I am about 5’8.
81.I weigh around 160-175 lbs depending on the day.
82.I have never hit a deer. (yet, I do live in Pa.)
83.I am allergic to milk. (something in it, I dunno what.)
84.I love Italian cooking.
85.I am a certified carpet cleaner. (no sexual pun here, I am serious.)
86.I go to the gym to get in better shape. ( I want that 6 pack back)
87.I have never indulged in drugs.
88.I have tried some though.
89.I do not smoke.
90.I do chew tobacco.
91.I hate watching TV.
92.When I watch TV, its usually ESPN.
93.I hate reality TV shows.
94.I am addicted to Playstation.
95.I have always wanted to visit Italy.
96.I have never been to the Statue of Liberty.
97.I was born with curly hair.
98I hate both football teams that play in Jersey but are called N.Y.
99. I love to go skiing and snowboarding.
100. Their isn’t 100 things about me to tell. (sorry if ya read this.)