Wow, it is like almost 8 in the morning and I am still drunk from last night. It was 2 for 1 last nite at a local bar and a couple of guys and I went out. The nite started off fine with me whoopin up on Mike in 5 straight games of pool which puts me at 6-0 against him. He chokes everytime. Well, next thing you know the bar is filling up as everyone is getting out there and the rest of the guys show up. I think their is a magnet on a bunch of Army guys in a group cuz the "shot girls" kept making their rounds and one of us would buy practically the whole tray. They kept buyin some shooter named Green Goblins which tasted good but I think they are what did me in. Next thing I know I am on the dancefloor doing some line dances that I have no idea how to do but for some reason looked like a good idea at the time. Now, when I got to the bar I realized I had forgot my phone and couldnt call my girl which really sucked. So after getting smashed we decided to leave and we caught a cab outside but for some reason we decided to go to Wafflehouee for breakfast. Now at that point it was about 2 am and my drunk ass looks over at my buddy who is holding his cell phone!!! I snatched it up and called my girl hoping she would answer even tho she had dropped her phone in the toilet the other nite. Well, miraculously she answered and i got to talk to her. So I got back on post this morning and here I am at work already. How I do it (and the rest of the army as well) I do not know. It must be some kind of special trait we all have. Well, time to start sobering up and get to work.